Whiskey Tribe Royal Blue T-Shirt

Whiskey Tribe Royal Blue T-Shirt

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A pillar of poise. She stands alone before the thunderous throng of her Whiskey Tribe.

This gathering was unexpected. Unnerving rumors of foreign biscuits wars and new cults wash over an anxious community.

Finally…“Heed my words you Magnificent Bastards!!!”, Emma roars.

Within seconds the Tribe is calm, stoic. (except for Schwab - he never shuts up.)

“You know me and my prowess upon the battlefield. Together, with sharp glasses and strong armor - we have slain many whiskeys! But truly I ask you… why are our t-shirts always black?!”

Eventually, MB’s begin to reply...
“But I like black!”
“It’s slimming!”
“All my other t-shirts are black!”

“Steady yourself Tribe!” She replies. “Answer me just 1 question… Are we the black t-shirt Tribe, or are we the Whisk(e)y Tribe!?”

Through the murmurs and confusion, she hears a lone Magnificent Bastard mumble to himself, “I guess color is OK sometimes…”

“Good enough!” She yells. “The newest t-shirt is BBLLUEEE!”

She’s immediately met by thousands of blank stares...

“... and drinks are on me!!!” The Tribe explodes into a celebration of clinking glasses, Spirit Animals, and rowdy toasts about all things blue.