This is the Whiskey Tribe Black T-shirt. You voted on it, and we had it fashioned in the sulfur-laced bowels of the earth beneath the Balcones fault.
When we tore it from its cocoon, two people nearby spontaneously combusted and three others to burst into tears.
We can't promise you'll make it look as good as The Mooch does, but how will you know if you don't try?
Be careful when you wear it out in public. It may be that your Magnificence will be too great.
*Important note! The T-shirts will be shipping from Waco, not Austin. If you order the shirts with other products, you will receive two different shipments.*